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  Meat vs. Aussie Thunder has always come off as The Land Down Under Aussie, and at a recent photoshoot, she unleashed her Aussie Fury on a certain Mexico native, Betti Sombraro. But what was the cause of this sudden outbreak of hatrid? Thunder explains: "Betti was always jelous of me. She hated me for my amazing ability in the ring. She would always snub me in the halls, but I was like, whatever mate, it's all good. But of course that wasn't enough for her. I was just posing in my boardies with my Vegemite when all of a sudden, Sombraro decided she had had enough of my talent and attacked me from behind. Then she stole my Vegemite! Crickey! She needs to channel her anger through something much more productive and serene, like surfing!" When told of Thunder's comments, Betti replied, "Que?! That was not what happened at all muchacho! I was putting on mi ropas after a show una noche when I couldn't find mi sombraro. That's when I saw Thunder wearing it and making fun of it in the other cuarto, in the other room ese. That is why when I attacked her I wasn't wearing it. I thought that if she stole my sombraro, then I'll steal her Vegemite holmes! Then she thought it would be a bueno idea to attack me? I proved her wrong ese, I gave her the Salsa Dive and showed her you don't mess with Betti Sombraro!" Thunder replied, "I thought her hat looked funny, I mean, come on, look at it, but when I put it on, I realized it was really a beaute, but I'm never going to tell Betti that. Mark my words mate, she's going to regret ever giving me the Salsa Dive. I see she's in need of a double dose of Aussie Fury!" So the feud continues, what will come of this conflict? Who will come out on top? We will all be anticipating a fight to remember between these two. The question is, who will get the 1-2-3? Aussie Fury? Or Burrito Meat?

  Vamp Scared of Trees? It seems that no one has been able to stop Vamp on her way to complete dominance of the association. But at a rare night-time photoshoot, a weakness was revealed. Vamp was told to stand within a collective grouping of branches. She attempted to offer different ideas, suggesting that the shoot may be more effective if there was a car in the pictures. The photographer became bored with the idea very quickly. He then tried the branch suggestion again. Vamp then began to come off almost desperate as she scraped the bottom of the barrel for more ideas, "What if we show me being scary?" The photographer asked for an explanation. Vamp continued, "I can jump out from behind a car and scare a pedestrian". The photographer was not pleased, he asked, "What's wrong Vamp? Are you scared of trees or something?" Vamp appeared to break out into tiny sweat pellets, "Of course not, I just think my idea's better". The photographer replied, "I don't agree, I want a close up with you behind branches, speaking of close up, MAKE UP!" He called for the make up artist to come onto the set and powder Vamp's face. But as the make up artist walked between two cars to try and find Vamp, she was petrified as Vamp jumped out from behind the car, screamed in her face and chased her down the street. The photographer began to get upset, "That's enough Vamp!" He Started, "Now get behind the branches!" Vamp then proceeded to look directly into the camera and scream, "NOOOOO!!!" Vamp's job was threatened. If she didn't do what the photographer wanted, she would have to lose her place in the magazine. Vamp was forced to step behind the branches. She posed as told, but when the camera stopped flashing, she threatened to claw the photographer several times. But luckely, one of our insiders was there to catch it all. Could this information be used against Vamp in a later match? We will have to see.

  Candy and Barbie Candy has always been considered the sweetheart of the Psycho Groupies. With almost a flawless look to her she has captured the hearts of so many people around the globe. But who has captured her heart? There have been many rumors; pretty boy Justin Timberlake, Titanic star Leonardo DeCaprio, and even the, he's married but who cares he's so damn fine Johnny Depp. But WAPG insiders caught up with Candy to find out the real truth. We followed her on her morning routine in a hotel she was staying at while on the road with her friends, Rayn and V-ho, aka, The Raining Ho's. Rayn went downstairs to express Candy's complaint about the lack of pink in the hotel while V-ho and Candy stood in the bathroom and prepped for that night's show. V-ho was dressed and ready while Candy was still stuck on her hair. When asked the question, "Are you excited for your performance tonight?", Candy replied, "Look at my socks, they're pink". WAPG then asked, "Aproximatley how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?" Candy then replied, "look at my dog, isn't he cute? I take him everywhere with me". V-ho left the room and WAPG insiders noticed something odd. There were two Barbies sitting by the sink. Deciding not to say anything about it, they simply asked, "Do you have a boyfriend?" Candy began, "Oh! Barbie says it's time to brush my puppie's hair!" She placed the dog on the counter and began brushing. WAPG started to ask a question but was stopped by Candy as she claimed that Barbie was starting to tell a joke when we rudely interrupted her. There was a moment of silence when all of a sudden, Candy broke out into hysterics. Whatever Barbie said, it had to have been funny. Candy then picked up one Barbie and began to brush her hair. WAPG asked, "Do you feel confident about tonight's show?" Candy replied, "Well, I didn't at first, but Barbie said that I've gotton a lot better at wrestling." "Barbie talks to you?" "All the time, she gives me great fashion tips." WAPG continued, "We've noticed that you bring your Barbies everywhere with you, even to the ring." "Yeah," Candy started, "they don't like to be alone, besides, they help me with everyday choices, like, where to go for lunch, who I should be friends with, and what big words I should use when I write to the president. I don't know what the words mean, something like, 'ransom,' and 'hostage,' and 'demands'. Barbie wants me to be friends with the president's daughter so they must be friendly words. She wants me to invite Mr. Bush' daughter to my house, well, actually she said basement, but that's just cause we're going to have a tea party, but she doesn't want me to ask her to come, she just wants me to take the daughter by surprise. It's a surprise tea party! Barbie's so sweet, and so pretty. Barbie is the supreme being, whatever that means." So there you have it, no room in Candy's life for a boyfriend right now. Barbie has all of her attention and time. Perhaps a way to destroy Candy, is to destroy Barbie, or perhaps that would just enrage her more and unleash an evil psychotic force that truly lives inside.