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CCC, Smartest? Or Clueless?
Harvard, Yale, Colombia. All fine schools well known for their academic achievments. One school that's not on this list, however, is Clark Community College. However, according to it's most proud graduate, known as CCC, it should be on the top of the list. CCC, a college grad with a GPA of 2.19 proudly expresses her success in college by wearing her graduation hat 24/7. "I reign superior when it comes to brains. I read complicated books and use words with a lot of syllables. Especially words that start with 'P' or 'G', like, 'gratuitus', or, 'perpendicular', that's why Chris and I are perfect for eachother".WAPG asked, "Chris?" CCC replied, "Yes, Christopher Nowinski. I love him, he's so smart, he graduated from Harvard, granted that's not as impressive as Clark Community College, but it's still up there, anyway, I just know we're meant for each other. If we got together, it would be PERPETUAL bliss." WAPG then asked, "Have you ever met Chris?" CCC replied, "No, but I've read so much about him that I feel like I do. It didn't take me long to read about him because I'm such a great reader and I understand all of the PITTIFUL GREULING words that magazines use to make themselves appear more intelligent. Chris and I are perfect together because we both work with idiots, like that idiot tag team, Ghetto Fabulous. I love to laugh at them while driving my car. I love my car, it's so intelligent looking, it makes me feel even smarter, if that is at all possible. I'm sure Chris loves his car too."
Will there be a feud between CCC and Ghetto Fabulous due to CCC's recent comment from this interview? Will CCC ever meet her perfect match, WWE's Christopher Nowinski? And will CCC ever realize the true status of Clark Community College? I suppose we will just have to wait and see. Until then, this has been your insider.
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Budda and Dinna, On a Roll?
The tag team, Ghetto Fabulous have been on an unstoppable winning streak as they continue their tag team title run.
WAPG caught up with the tag members, Budda and Dinna Roll, to ask them a few questions about the upcoming pay-per-view.
WAPG: "Are you enjoying your title run as the tag team champions?"
Dinna: "Whatever yo. This piece of bling bling right here [the belt] is bringin' in some serious mad dog."
Budda: "Word"
WAPG: "Are you at all worried about the English trying to take away your titles?"
Dinna: "Who be the English yo?"
Budda: "Who them be?"
WAPG: "Crumpit and English Muffin, the tag team you've been wrestling against for the past month."
Dinna: "Oh, the tighties. They been gettin' all up in our faces cuz we's gots the mad skill and they just be trippin'"
Budda: "All over the place yo".
Dinna: "All I'm sayin' yo, is that if they just pull out those sticks theys gots jammed up their asses real tight, then maybe they could be slammin' enough to chill wit' this crew, for scheezy".
Budda: "Shizzle"
WAPG: "So you're not at all worried?"
Dinna: "Nah yo, we be lookin' at a new b**** to kick now."
WAPG: "Who?"
Dinna: "CCC yo"
Budda: "CCC yo"
Dinna: She be laughin' at the Ghetto crew when we be headin' up the street. She's thinkin' her car is fly enough to give her the right. F*** that s***. We could b**** jack that mo...fo... of a ride any day anytime.
Ghetto Fabulous pulled out some beers from the refrigerator and chugged them down like only Ghetto Fabulous can. WAPG asked, "What are your predictions for the rest of the pay-per-view?"
Dinna: "It's none of our busin-ass yo. We don't give a shizznit. Yo, enough of this interview s***. We're gonna go hang wit' our zooloo crew. We out."
Budda: "Word to your mother."
Budda and Dinna Roll walked out the door, headed up the street and entered their car. They then proceeded to roll the windows down, turn up their favorite cd, 'Ludacris', and "bump" while the windows defrosted. This has been your insider.
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